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Hello.
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God bless you my child! I have a reservation here today.
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Oh, of course, Sister may I have your name please?
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Sister Bernadette.
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And could you tell me your surname, Sister?
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Surname? I don't have a surname.
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I am a bride of Christ. I'm married to God.
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Of course. Sister, have you stayed with us before?
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Are you saying I've broken something?
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I haven't even got into my room and
you're saying I've broken something?
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Oh, no, no Sister. You haven't broken anything
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I was just wondering if you'd stayed with us before.
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It was probably another nun.
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We all look very alike because we are all wearing the same dress.
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Ah that's true.
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Ah, now I can see you requested
a nonsmoking, city facing, low floor, king size bed...
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but we are unable to meet
any of these requests actually.
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but I can offer you a drink voucher to the bar.
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Now, I don't drink myself child.
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But I'll take it off because I don't want to offend you.
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Thank you sister. Now you are staying in room 666.
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666? now Is that room not going to be very hot?
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Oh, no, you'll be fine. It's a lovely room. It's just overlooking the pool actually.
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- Oh that'd be great. I'll have a little swim later on now.
- Fantastic.
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And sister could I arrange for a porter to take you to your room?
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No, child. The Mother Superior always said...
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...Now Sister Bernadette you are never on this world alone.
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So I will go to my room alone...
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- but not alone if you know what I mean.
- Of course, I do.
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OK well you'll have a great day Sister.
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Oh before I go, my lips they are all swollen and chapped.
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And I was wondering if you have any lip balm.
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Because I begin to look a bit like Angelina Jolly. Don't you think?
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Ah, yes sister I see a slight resemblance...
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but I am very sorry I don't have any lip balm.
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Never worry, I'll just offer it up as a sacrifise to God.
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OK thank you for checking in today with us Sister.
God bless you, my child.